Sci/Tech Blog: The JetLev

The JetLev is a personal flight device created by Raymond Li, a Chinese Canadian living in St. John’s, Newfoundland. The most exciting difference between the JetLev and a traditional jetpack is the pilot’s ability to fly the device for hours. Compressed gas jetpacks have always carried their own gas supply, severely limiting their flight time. The JetLev tows a boat which contains the propulsion engine, and uses water as propellant. As long as the boat remains in the water, the pilot can continue to fly for hours, stopping only to refuel the pump.

If you’re anything like me, you watch the video above and you immediately wonder, “Where can I get one of those?” The answer is, you can’t… yet. The JetLev is expected to go on sale to the general public in 2012.

A question that popped into my head after I watched the video was, “Has anybody explored the possibility of getting these into the hands of lifeguards?” I can’t imagine another device that would offer the versatility of the JetLev when it comes to saving a struggling swimmer in the rough surf.

More perplexing though is the question, “Why wasn’t the JetLev invented a long time ago?” In simplified terms what you have is a boat, a motorcycle engine/pump, and a back pack with a throttle control connected to jet-ski nozzles. All of these technologies are at minimum forty years old. With funding from the Canadian Government, it took Raymond Li five years to go from concept to prototype. The JetLev is the kind of thing we could have been flying a very long time ago.

The JetLev Development Corp hopes to market the JetLev to individuals for personal ownership, and to cruise lines, tour companies, and others for use as rentals.

Posted in words | Tagged | Leave a comment

Movie Review: Things to Come

1936

After the horrors of the Second World War, the science fiction genre became a psychological sounding board, reflecting nuclear nightmares and a fear of technology. Moviemakers populated their films with mushroom clouds and UFOs, harbingers of our inevitable technological doom. These are the movies I grew up with.

Unknown to me were the movies of the previous generation, the post-World War I movies which portrayed the horrors of the day. Poison gas attacks. Things to Come is one of those movies.

Filmed in 1935, and released in 1936 as Europe was on the brink of another World War, Things to Come is the story of one hundred years in Everytown, a city which is popularly believed to be a thinly-veiled London.

Things to Come is based on The Shape of Things to Come novel by H.G. Wells, and the movie was written by Wells himself. Director William Cameron Menzies [Around the World in 80 Days, Gone with the Wind] was said to have entertained Wells’ suggestions during the production process as well.

The story covers a timeline that stretches from 1936 to 2036, and that timeline is the main shortcoming of the script. The movie becomes an unceasing parade of new characters and they can become laborious to keep track of. In the beginning, Everytown is an idyllic community of peaceful citizens. They spend Christmas in fear of a war which eventually decimates the city. The war goes on for thirty years and is followed by a plague called the “Wandering Sickness” which runs rampant for years more. They slowly become isolated from the world, communication is cut off, and the survivors shun technology.  Many say Metropolis is the first science fiction film. Things to Come is, to my knowledge, the first post-apocalyptic science fiction film.  This is the earliest one I ever saw which looked… dirty. Like Mad Max. A crucial component for any post-apocalypse picture.

Eventually the local technophobe warlord who rules Everytown is surprised by the appearance of a stranger in possession of high-technology–most notably, futuristic airplanes. The stranger is able to convince the citizens of Everytown that social order is making a comeback in other parts of the world, and technology plays a big part of it. He brings a message of hope for a future tech-savvy civilization–”Wings Over the World”.

After Everytown’s World War I-era air force is easily defeated by the highly-advanced Wings Over the World Air Force, the citizens embrace technology whole-heartedly and begin rebuilding Everytown Utopian-style, underground and highly futuristic. The movie comes to a conclusion in 2036 as humans prepare to send our first astronauts to the moon via a giant “Space Gun”, as yet another group of technophobe citizens threatens to revolt.

Many have called Things to Come cheesy, the story preachy, and the dialogue corny. All of those things are true at times. Honestly the choice of costumes for the futuristic characters is a little too Flash Gordon for my taste. I don’t get into the whole Toga-and-Shoulder-Pads look. And the dialogue is generally too wooden and, well, 1930s-ish. However, the real legacy of Things to Come is the look. If you were mesmerized by the visuals in the otherwise-terrible “Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow” then you will enjoy Things to Come. The first time I watched it, every ten minutes I had a light-bulb moment… “Oh, so that’s where they got the idea for that…”

Director Menzies would go on to contribute to the motion picture industry primarily as a producer, and especially in the field of Art Direction and Design. His flair for the artistic shows. The sets, models, and locations used in this movie are nearly unparalleled, and I had to keep reminding myself that this was a movie filmed in 1935. In Things to Come, you’ll see portrayals of Auto-Gyros (an early type of helicopter), super-highways, flying wings, elevated monorails, moving sidewalks, flat screen video monitors (transparent no less), and more. Watch for the 2036 scene where the guy turns on his video monitor to show his granddaughter what Everytown used to look like, and you can see through the screen from the back. Prophetic. Keep in mind, this is during a time when nobody had a television.

Anyway, this is not your movie if you need today’s special effects and dialogue. The sound is especially bad in this movie. But if you can appreciate it for its occasional moments, definitely check it out. It’s a science fiction classic. If I could split it up, I’d give it three stars for story, but four stars for the look.

Posted in words | Tagged | Leave a comment

Movie Review: Iron Man

2008

Since the first Batman movie starring Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson, Hollywood has been attempting to recapture the magic of superhero movies. On occasion they’ve come close [Spiderman], and in other instances they’ve failed miserably [Fantastic Four].

Iron Man does not replace Batman at the top spot on my personal favorite superhero movie list, but it comes in a damn close second. It is the best adaptation of a comic book for the screen in many years. Director Jon Favreau, better known for his acting in roles like that of Vince Vaughn’s sidekick Mike Peters in the movie Swingers (Baby you are so money and you don’t even know it), does a fantastic job avoiding all of the pitfalls that have made other comic adaptations weak.

Robert Downey Jr. plays Tony Stark–weapons designer and atomic playboy. To Favreau’s credit, he avoids the temptation to incorporate another protagonist into the story… there is no Robin or Batgirl. He does however allude to a possible future sidekick for Iron Man at one point in the movie where Terence Howard’s character Rhodey looks at the extra Iron Man suit in Stark’s workshop and says, “Maybe next time.” Jeff Bridges plays villain Obadiah Stane, and again the writers made the right choice in not incorporating more villains into the film, leaving plenty of time for character development.

After spending months in captivity in a terrorist training camp in Afghanistan, Downey’s Stark must find a way to escape. Forced to work on a missile in an insurgent’s cave, he instead builds a prototype of the Iron Man suit and uses it to escape. Upon returning to America, Stark has seen the error of his ways and announces to the world that he will retire from designing weapons, much to the chagrin of Obadiah Stane and the shareholders of Stark Industries. The decision to cease production of weapons systems forms the crux of the conflict, ultimately leading to the climactic battle between Iron Man and Obadiah Stane.

The special effects are fantastic in Iron Man but do not overpower the story. And perhaps it’s just my personal taste, but somehow a guy who builds a suit that allows him to fly is more believable to me than say, a guy who’s dosed with cosmic rays and suddenly finds himself with the ability to spontaneously combust, or stretch his own body to fantastic proportions. Technology is real, however distant. Super powers from genetic mutations are not. Or at least that’s the way I see it.

Robert Downey Jr. portrays Stark with the sarcastic wit that can only be Downey, Jeff Bridges’ bald Obadiah Stane screams “villain” from the opening scenes, and Gwyneth Paltrow plays Stark’s assistant Polly Potts with a skillful and yet subtle presence which doesn’t supercede the superhero storyline like Kirsten Dunst’ Mary Jane character did in the Spiderman movies.

Iron Man is fantastic and worthy of a sequel, something we get a hint of with a cameo by Samuel L. Jackson following the credits. Grab your popcorn and get ready for a wild ride, Iron Man is solid.

****Four Stars

Posted in words | Tagged | Leave a comment

A Profile of John Titor

I first became familiar with John Titor’s story due to the Above Top Secret forums. In 2000-2001 a man appeared on the internet claiming to be a time traveler from the future. At first he used the nickname TimeTravel_0, eventually adopting the name “John Titor”. He weaved an elaborate story through a series of message board postings.  Then, after announcing that he would be returning to his own time, he vanished. Never to be heard from again.

As a fan of science, fiction, and science fiction, I was captivated. Unfortunately, I think he was a hoaxer. I came to that conclusion based on his many contradictions, as did many others. Perhaps you disagree. Cheers. That’s why I love discussion.

As a matter of fact, if you could somehow prove that John Titor wasn’t a hoaxer, I would truly be overjoyed… because Titor’s story intrigued me endlessly. I would be thrilled if we could say that such a fantastic story is undeniably true. I could not come to that conclusion.

In the process of reading John’s entire library of posts several times over the last several years, I came to arrive at the opinion it was a hoax, but I also began to get the impression that I know this person. The postings of John Titor were reading like a character in a novel by a writer at the top of his game. When I was younger and read Stephen King novels voraciously, I always marveled at how he could write a character that made me think “God, I know somebody just like that”.

I found myself feeling that way as I read and re-read the postings of John Titor, except in this case, I would argue the believability of his story is due to the fact that what we’re reading is flavored by the opinions and biases of the real person behind the John Titor postings. The complete John Titor collection of posts seems to suggest a highly creative false-premise, filled-out with glimpses of the real person behind the posts. As such, I believe we can create a “profile” of John Titor–the real author of the posts–based on the content of said posts.

Let me add a disclaimer: “I have some minor experience with profiling. I have some family members in Federal law enforcement, and I have other family members in the Federal penal system. None of that makes me an expert on profiling. Just my opinion.”

John Titor is a conservative white male, quite possibly a senior citizen. This conclusion is based on his apparent reverence for all things old-fashioned and his tendency to wax nostalgic about the good old days when he’s supposed to be describing what it’s like in the future. What he’s really describing is his own personal Utopia.

  • The people that survived grew closer together. Life is centered around the family and then the community. I can not imagine living even a few hundred miles away from my parents.
  • People spend more time talking because life is more centered around the community. I’ve noticed the same type of effect here when the power goes off. People tend to come out of their homes and actually spend time with their neighbors. There is a lot more personal trust and less paranoia.
  • People spend much more time reading and talking together face to face. Hats are more common in the future and flashy colors are less common. Dress is much more functional and we “dress up” whenever we get a chance.
  • Religion is taken seriously.

Those are but a few examples of dozens.

John Titor also appears to have had an agricultural upbringing. I believe this is corroborated by his multiple fond references to the agricultural arts and his anti-bioengineering stance.

  • you willfully eat poisoned food
  • Do not eat or use products from any animal that is fed and eats parts of its own dead
  • I suppose an average day in 2036 is like an average day on the farm.
  • Water is produced on a community level and we do eat meat… that we raise ourselves.
  • One thing we did not do was create more hybrid seeds. What are people thinking???

John Titor is college educated and highly intelligent. He makes multiple references to complex scientific concepts in his posts, seems to harbor a snobbish opinion of the undereducated, and may have a post-college background in engineering or mathematics. Again in describing his “future”, Titor says:

  • Everyone can multiply and divide in their heads.

It’s quite likely Titor’s own technological glory days were about 1975 or so, and it seems equally likely that he either held a job where he was exposed to early computer technology or was in some other way powerfully influenced by the IBM 5100, causing him to incorporate that particular model of computer into his writings.

  • I was sent to 1975 to get a computer system and take it back to 2036.
  • On my world line, it is known that the 5100 series is capable of reading all the IBM code written before the widespread use of APL and Basic. Unfortunately, there are none left that anyone can find on my world line.

It has been suggested that this is one of Titor’s blunders. He claimed to be sent to 1975 to obtain a computer which was new at the time, and had a price tag of $20,000. With the pace of computer technology in the seventies and eighties, he could have gone back to 1980, the 5100 would have been nearly as easy to find, and the unit would likely be sitting in an engineer’s closet by that time, making it less likely to be missed if it were to disappear. Even so, there are clever hidden themes, double entendres, and forward-thinking mixed with his blunders and contradictions.

John Titor’s political and social opinions make him a few steps short of the radical localist views of the Posse Comitatus–a movement which enjoys a strong following among those with agricultural backgrounds. His posts make reference to survivalism, strong local, county, and state governments, and a strong disenchantment with the federal government, the public school system, transportation, the American Banking system, and healthcare. At one point he even uses the term “American Federal Empire” which is a term that is known to anti-government types.

  • Titor on Decentralized Government – The powers of the national government are more defined and reside more at the county and state level.
  • Titor on the Federal Government - The war is a result of faulty politics and desparation from Western leadership during the US civil war
  • On the Government in 2036 – I think the new government is good. However, since the concept of nationally subsidized welfare is gone, most people here may not appreciate it.
  • Titor on the Constitution – While you sit by and watch your Constitution being torn away from you…
  • Titor on the Constitution – The Constitution was changed after the war.
  • Public Schools – The education system has been through many changes. School in 2036 is no longer a political indoctrination system.
  • Public Schools – I was home schooled.
  • Interstate Commerce and Migration - If a family wanted to move from one community to another or if a son or daughter wanted to move to another community, they must apply and be interviewed by the community leadership council. During this process, the family or individual is evaluated as to whether or not the work or skill they have is required or necessary to that individual community.
  • The Banking System - Banking is based mostly around the community structure. There are no multinational banking or computerized economic systems. There are also no income taxes.

He also seems to exhibit many of the characteristics of a religious fundamentalist, and shows a distrust of huge organized churches and religions. Taking into account occasional hints of racism and xenophobia which appear in his writings, he may be a subscriber of Christian Identity, although his actual religion is inconclusive.

  • Yes there are [social prejudices in 2036]. However, as odd as it may sound, it serves a useful purpose in my time.
  • Yes I believe in Jesus Christ and we pray to God in churches. There are some differences you may be interested in. Religion is a major part of peoples life in 2036. Pain and change tend to bring people together and closer to God. However, religion is far more personal than it is now. There are no huge, centralized religions and people talk openly about their beliefs. It might also interest you to know that the day of worship is Saturday, the day God meant to be the Sabbath and the 10 commandments have been restored to the “10″ that God gave us.

In closing, John Titor seems to paint a portrait of a world where “in the future” all of humanity’s shortcomings have been remedied to more closely resemble Titor’s vision of how the world should be. Reliance on self, strength through manual labor, the near-elimination of an evil federal government, the fortification of local and county governments, and a society which when viewed in totality, to me resembles a “worker’s paradise” that I’d like no part of.

Call me crazy, but I don’t want to have to go before a panel of community leaders to ask permission to move to Jacksonville, Mr. Titor. Although I’m sure those county board members in the place where you live would probably like a governmentally approved council that could legally keep those pesky brown-skinned folk from moving into your town. Your ideal for our “future” will never come to pass. Although you intrigued me with your story “about the future”, I don’t share your pessimistic view of our current world and society. — troy

Read-Up on John Titor at AboveTopSecret.com

Read-Up on the IBM 5100 computer that John Titor claimed he was after.

Posted in words | Tagged | Leave a comment

The Lost Highway

A couple of images from a photography hike up Old Highway 10 near Detroit Lakes, MN.  What used to be the highway is now closed to traffic and gradually being reclaimed by nature.

Posted in images | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Satire: Boehner Aunt in Melanoma Panic

On Friday, Congressman John Boehner claimed his bronzed appearance is one hundred percent natural. “I have never been in a tanning bed or used a tanning product,” said Boehner. He went on to say his mother and four of his twelve siblings also have the sun-kissed glow.

Now, Congressman Boehner’s estranged Aunt Eunice Taylor says she fears for her nephew’s well-being. “Johnny’s denials are beginning to worry me,” says Taylor, 83, from her Del Boca Vista retirement community. “I’m afraid he may be addicted to those damn tanning beds,” she said.

Despite Congressman Boehner’s denials, others are now coming forward with allegations of their own. “I know a guy who saw him coming out of the shower at the country club,” said one man who asked to remain anonymous. “He didn’t have a tan line on him, man. Unless he’s golfing naked…” he said before trailing off with a shudder.

Addiction expert Desiree Lamour says, “An estimated twenty-one percent of Americans use tanning beds today, and ten-percent may use them to excess.”

Boehner’s Aunt Eunice says John’s been fixated on his skin pigment since he was a child. “He came to stay with me for a week one summer,” she says. “It was really quiet in the house, and when I went to investigate, I found Johnny on the porch covered in tanning oil. He used an entire bottle of Coppertone! He was so slippery, I could barely get him in the tub!”

On the topic of addiction, Lamour says “As with every addiction, users need to continually ask themselves whether their habit is interfering with their life — getting them in trouble with the law for example.” And it’s a point which worries Boehner’s Aunt Eunice. “He went on a golf trip to Arizona, and he got profiled by the authorities,” she says choking back tears. “I hope someone can get through to him before it’s too late.”

Posted in words | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Sci/Tech Blog: Exploration is Dead

This is another writing sample — a piece I did for the now defunct blog SciFiSuggestions.

EXPLORATION IS DEAD: The Downfall of NASA
by Troy Michael Larson

 

In August of 2009, a White House panel examined NASA’s budget. The results? There was not enough funding to achieve the goal of returning an astronaut to the moon by 2020, and a Mars-Direct mission is also out of the question. Now, it seems obvious that manned exploration of the solar system and beyond is a dead pursuit.

In retrospect, one could argue a neverending string of accidents, mistakes, and serious miscalculations culminated in a broken system and the effective death of a functional NASA.  As a result, I present my list of the top six things that killed space exploration.

1. Public Expectation – Prior to the Apollo missions, the general public knew very little about the moon and other planets. Many expected to find evidence of life, and even intelligent life. It didn’t take long for people to lose interest when the Apollo astronauts started bringing back only rocks and moondust without finding any evidence of geologic activity, much less, life. Imagination was further dashed when Mars probes with primitive cameras returned pictures of a Martian surface which appeared similarly lifeless and cratered. Since Apollo 17, there have been very few developments to inspire the imagination of dreamers. Fascination turned to apathy, and eventually, scorn.

2. Politics – Through decades of prosperity and despair, legislators have always been quick to find better uses for funding which could have gone to NASA. Frequently, NASA has been the target of politicians seeking to score political points against their opponents. The resulting back and forth has created a plethora of missions and projects which were greenlit, cancelled, restarted, stripped of funding, and eventually killed for good. NASA Budgets have been stripped to the point of rendering the agency ineffectual. Consider for comparison’s sake–in an year when troubled financial institutions received $700 billion in bailouts, and a health insurance reform initiative has a projected cost of one trillion dollars, NASA has an eighty-billion dollar budget for the next ten years.

With changing times, goals changed as well. In 1979, President Jimmy Carter celebrated the tenth anniversary of the Apollo moon landing by virtually ignoring space exploration in favor of a more politically acceptable energy program. In contrast, President George H.W. Bush recognized the 20th anniversary by proposing the disastrous Space Exploration Initiative.

3. Grandiose Ambition – There is no better single example of a preposterous proposition than the aforementioned Space Exploration Initiative. SEI was a plan to return to the moon, and send a manned-mission to Mars. The elaborate plan included hundreds of NASA’s pet projects and technologies, and involved building space stations, orbital depots, moon bases and more. In fairness to then-President Bush, an exploratory report with a summary of costs was leaked before he had a chance to endorse any specific plan. Regardless, the price tag of 400-billion dollars was an extremely large number and it was immediately attacked by Congress and the public. The backlash was so severe, a simple request for five million dollars to get the process started was quickly struck down in Congress.

One can hardly blame NASA for being so eager considering the fairweather nature of enthusiasm for space science. I’m sure some of the engineers nearly jizzed in their pants when they heard the President was advocating a manned mission to Mars. Nevertheless, the space exploration community was faced with a new reality… figure out how to do it cheaper, or don’t do it at all.

4. Accidents – Without a doubt, the highly publicized tragedies of the US Space Program, from Apollo I to Challenger and Columbia, had a devastating effect on manned space exploration. Not only did they captivate the nation’s attention, but they shone a spotlight on the shortcomings of NASA. Terrible judgement, Go Fever, and engineering mistakes. The Space Shuttle disasters were particularly harmful. Everyone was soon aware that a space vehicle they once thought to be state-of-the-art, was far from it. O-rings were badly designed. Foam insulation for the external tank was an accident waiting to happen. The uninspiring achievements of the shuttle program soon had people asking if the risks were even worth it. Years later, Robert Zubrin would say “It’s time for NASA to have a goal worthy of the risks of human spaceflight.”

5. Orbital Lock – Upon the suspension of the Apollo program, NASA was faced with a curious dilemma… operating a space program without a defined destination. The science done in low Earth orbit is not without merit. We have learned volumes. But the idea of circling the Earth sixty times and coming back home doesn’t inspire many twelve-year-olds to take up a career as an astronaut. Even the International Space Station became more of a political achievement than an exploratory tool. Again, Robert Zubrin offered insight when he said something to the effect of, “We have been going round and round in Earth orbit under the pretense of gaining knowledge we can use when we actually have a plan to go somewhere.”

6. Bureaucratic Bloat – If you work for a large company, you know. Like every government agency, NASA’s efficiency is inversely proportional to the size of the bureaucracy. Since inception in 1958, the agency has grown and fragmented to unmanageable proportions. NASA has it’s headquarters in Washington D.C. Construction and launch complexes in Florida, Texas, Alabama, Louisiana, New Mexico, and Virginia. Research centers in California, New York, Maryland, Virginia and Ohio. And test facilities in West Virginia, Mississippi, California, and Virginia.

In addition to sheer size, NASA has collaborated with so many contractors and foreign space agencies, they’ve created a virtual Sophus Lie puzzle which needs to be continually solved with every new mission. The unmanned Mars Climate Orbiter is a case in point. It burned up in the Martian atmosphere in 1999 after a miscommunication between NASA and subcontractor Lockheed-Martin concerning Imperial Units versus the Metric System. NASA Science Director for Solar System Exploration, Carl Pilcher, said “Human error occurs all the time. But even so we have a tremendous success rate because we have systems that detect and correct the errors. The problem here is that our system failed to do that.”

Thomas Gavin, Deputy Director for Space and Earth Science added the final insult: “A single error should not bring down a $125 million mission.”

Total monetary loss including the probe and lander amounted $327.6 million dollars. If that wasn’t enough, Mars Climate Orbiter’s sister probe, the Mars Polar Lander failed just 23 days later.

I have no doubt about the work ethic and good will of NASA’s hard working men and women. If you’ve ever known an engineer, you know they tend to be maniacal about their work and maddeningly anal about their attention to detail. Unfortunately, NASA’s engineers seem to be hamstrung by the agency’s broken system. We are left with only the hope that a burgeoning private space industry can jumpstart manned space exploration in a way that the world’s most successful government space agency can’t.

Help us Burt Rutan. You’re our only hope.

Posted in words | Tagged | Leave a comment

Fort Abercrombie

This is a photo I took of one of the blockhouses at Fort Abercrombie in southeastern North Dakota.  I processed the shot with the High Dynamic Range technique.  This might be the best photo I’ve taken.

Posted in images | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Cape Verde Crater

Cape Verde crater.  Mars.  This is an actual photograph taken by one of the NASA expedition rovers (public domain images btw), which I gave a ‘graphic novel stylization’.

Posted in images | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Beacon

Like most of my stuff, this started as an actual photo, then stylized and adjusted to develop this look.  This is another one where the detail is very cool when you see it full scale.

Doesn’t it kind of remind you of a light house?

Posted in images | Tagged , | Leave a comment